So the other day I got a text message from my lovely Hamster friend.
"Dear Stepster. There's an article on this month's Reader's Digest on how to enjoy eating fish. I'm tempted to photocopy and send it to you."
Hm.
Dear Hamster. There are ten fingers on my two hands. I'm tempted to sexually molest you with them if you ever send anything fishy my way.
2 echoed:
you can do anything you want with me, baby...just promise me you'll be gentle *bats eyelashes all flirty-like*
GREAT! i'm delighted you've offered yourself to me. because you don't know what you've just gotten yourself into.
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